Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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