Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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