ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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