Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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