nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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