Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
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