I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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