Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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