Me. At least after what I've been through.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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