? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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