at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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