It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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