jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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