Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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