Sponge bath it is.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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