Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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