at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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