I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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