bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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