You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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