I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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