i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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