Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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