Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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