Can Purell be used as lube?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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