I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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