She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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