your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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