I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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