Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
How's work?
Spinning.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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