1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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