I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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