I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
the liver wants what the liver wants
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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