What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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