Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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