Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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