If i come over, it means nothing
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
so let's talk penis.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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