it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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