i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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