the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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