doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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