he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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