no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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