"it" just moved
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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