I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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