This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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