I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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