She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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