used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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