So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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